Now, I would never wish physical harm to anyone but you must admit – this next one is funny!
When he was sound asleep, he fell to the ground from the third story and was picked up dead. Paul went down, threw himself on the young man and put his arms around him. The driving is like that of Jehu son of Nimshi-he drives like a maniac.”Īnd what about this funny Bible verse that seems to indicate that Paul was so boring that his readings put a man to sleep!Īcts 20:9-10 Seated in a window was a young man named Eutychus, who was sinking into a deep sleep as Paul talked on and on. Ok, we should absolutely NOT refer to someone in this way but you gotta admit, that is funny considering it is in the Bible!Īnd then there is this one where it speaks of a maniacal driver:Ģ Kings 9:20 NIV: The lookout reported, “He has reached them, but he isn’t coming back either. Song of Songs 7:4 NIV: Your nose is like the tower of Lebanon looking toward Damascus. As he was walking along the road, some boys came out of the town and jeered at him. These funny Bible verses, when taken out of context, will surely have you rolling and need a box of tissue to dry your eyes!Ģ Kings 2:23 NIV: From there Elisha went up to Bethel. But some, just translate the message in a way that leaves you thinking “What did that just say?” lol!! We know that some translations are a bit harder to understand. Funny Bible Verses Taken Out of Contextīefore I go any further, I want to make sure that you understand that I take the Bible as a serious matter! But in all things, we must be able to find humor and laugh a little!Įven the Bible – the literal Word of God – can offer some opportunities to find humor depending on the translation you are using.
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